THIS SHALL ALL BE IN CAPSLOCK

[oudeteron]

KOJIMA & SUGITA (KAZ'S JAPANESE VOICE ACTOR DOING KAZ COSPLAY).

CLEARLY KOJIMA IS BIG BOSS AND THE FOURTH WALL NO LONGER EXISTS.

METAL GEAR IS THE BEST. FANDOM. OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME!

Comments

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

MOOD: MORALE SUCCESSFULLY BOOSTED

[oudeteron.livejournal.com]

WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

MOOD: KFHSDKFJSHFKSJDGF
SINCE YOU'RE TOO BUSY FAPPING TO TYPE ANYTHING COHERENT RIGHT

[oudeteron.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT JUST CALL IT THAT NEXT TIME ALSO HOW DID YOU KNOW

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY FAPS TO THIS PICTURE!

EVEN ZEROSTRAIGHT

[oudeteron.livejournal.com]

IN NON-EXISTENCE

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

STOP DENING ZEROSTRAIGHT! ;A; ;A; ;A;
DON'T BE HATING BECAUSE HE HAS A WIFE WHICH I MADE UP FOR HIM ;A;

HE NAME IS ONE AND SHE HAS REALLY LONG SILVER HAIR THAT SHIMMERS LIKE THE STARS AND BLUE EYES THAT REFLECT THE OCEAN AND PALE SKIN LIKE PORCELEIN AND SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL AND SHE HAS A VOICE BETTER THAN GENE'S OMG ;A;

;A;


...

;A; ;A; ;A;

[oudeteron.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY BUT

HE NAME IS ONE AND...

YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP THE SUBCONSCIOUS GAYNESS OF IT OUT, DON'T LIE.

XDD

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

ASGSDFJDHGJKHKJDFGH NO I MEANT TO SAY HER,
HER I TELL YOU

>( >f*>(sdfsdFSDHFJKDFHDJSDGDFDG INB4 "FREUDIAN SLIP" I MEAN WTF JUST BECAUSE I TYPE IN "I LIKE BUTTSEX" IT DOES NOT MEAN I ACTUALLY LIKE BUTTSEX OK

[oudeteron.livejournal.com]

I'M SURE YOU DID. XD

WELL OF COURSE NOT, MAYBE YOU JUST MEANT TO RESEARCH IT

[cherrytruck.livejournal.com]

I finally came back after 7 years of research and I am pleased to inform you I still think Zero is straight, why? I have some evidence from another character and clearly comparisons of completely different characters means your argument is valid (I'm looking at you, Lorne and Wolin!)

Let's take our star boy Birkin. He is also straight. He is clearly married, has a kid and probably 0.5 dog, I say 0.5 because he's never at home and chances are the poor dog is not getting enough to eat. This clearly rules out extramarital relationships, because straight men don't do that at all. How can he have a kid if he didn't enjoy the feeling of wet pussy and gushing all over inside it. Oh yes bring on that cissexism too. Despite all this evidence you still wrote him having gay sex (because we don't use bi in our terminology, even if you can't spell Birkin without the bi) and it is clear that this seems to be a pathological pattern you follow with other straight men.

Case closed, court dismissed, sentence: TWENTY YEARS (maybe in 20 years I'll come back to this comment and argue with you even more)