Warning: Contains Content

Last night I very nearly finished up my current Albus/Gellert story, wrote a bit of a random fic that just came to mind... and then in the morning (read: afternoon), this happened. I got up and wrote it in one session, then had a break, and now I shall inflict it on you all. I've written a porny fic for a lurked-in fandom on a whim, and all that in the span of maybe twelve hours. Damn, that felt good. Also, notice the appropriate icon.

I guess the notes are tedious, but do read them. At least, if you're planning to read the fic.

I'm really not sure how I feel about it. It's my perception of two characters on whom there isn't a whole lot of material in comparison to others, so it may not work for everyone. It could be a brilliant little snapshot. Or maybe the entire thing is CRACK! You decide, reader. Behold!

Title: The Properties of Leeches
Fandom: Resident Evil games
Pairing: William Birkin/Albert Wesker (should I alphabetize them by their first or last names?)
Summary: Birkin is stressed. Wesker is not one to simply watch. As his old friend moves closer and closer to a nervous breakdown, some not quite past affections surge yet again into the light. Or was it darkness?

Rating: NSFW (I don't think it's that graphic, but it's the first fic I'm locking as having "explicit adult content" just to be on the safe side. I have no idea how many virgin eyes are browsing my still public entries, after all. It also contains the kind of sex I barely ever write about anymore, i.e. penetrative, so if you're not for that, look elsewhere. I can't help it, Wesker just waltzed into my head and said, "Hey you, I want to fuck Birkin, so make it happen. Now." He's Albert effin' Wesker - who am I to refuse?)
Word Count: ~1,700

Notes on title: It's technically a pun on Umbrella's research, but you can take it just metaphorically. In fact, I recommend it. XD (There are a few more words that will have additional meaning if you're familiar with the games, but they're not crucial for making sense of the story. Have fun spotting them.)
Notes on timeline: I hope I haven't overlooked anything and the timeline makes sense even under scrutiny. Honestly, this canon is rambling. And although I won't excuse myself by it, Capcom's Wesker-related plotholes in an epic game series > my possible plotholes in one ficlet. Sometimes I went with assumptions as to what happened when and in what succession since I couldn't find where it would say one way or the other. Feel free to call me on anything of the sort if you have a reason why.
Notes on characterization: Yes, Wesker actually cares about Birkin if you ask me. Shocking! It also depends on the era - I'd say that RE5!Wesker would hardly be as considerate as UmbrellaResearcher!Wesker to anyone. Also, this is in third person but from Wesker's POV, and Wesker seems to hold the majority of people in default contempt, which might occasionally show (see: the entire conflict of RE5). I mention this because no, I wouldn't go around dismissively calling someone "that [insert name] person" and so on, but Wesker just might. He's suave, but not necessarily politically correct.
NWSF notes on Wesker's pocket: I don't actually think he carries condoms around because he thinks, "Hey, I might do Birkin today, must be prepared!" That would be funny but a bit desperate. But I wouldn't be surprised if he carried them because, aside from the fact that fandom seems to ignore real-life dangers most of the time, 1) I can't imagine Wesker as a pure blushing maiden, sorry, and 2) I can't imagine Wesker as someone who compromises his health and ability. (Unless the T-Virus or the super special genes - which is it, Capcom? Or is it both?! - grants him magic immunity to everything as well. Though the T would be anachronistic here anyway.) The point is, I don't believe he'd risk landing himself in some commonplace disease he could have prevented. He might conduct his own death, but he needs his body in top shape. He's saving himself for Uroboros. XD
Notes on "What the hell is this fandom, dude? Since when do you write in it?": Mwahaha and good night.

For Your Convenience: A VISUAL AID! (Wesker = the one sitting at the desk in the beginning; Birkin = the one standing next to him; the video = don't ask and enjoy.)

And finally...

Disclaimer: Resident Evil belongs to Capcom. I make no profit and intend no copyright infringement.

ENOUGH TALK.

( Wesker is surprised, to say the least, but not against it. )